This might be my worst blog ever, but I need to express something important to me. Today, I need to talk about my distress about losing pairs of socks. Yes, socks. When I was a kid, getting socks for Christmas called for an automatic WTF. Please ignore my First World Problems. However, now as a Semi-Pretend Adult, I cherish a pack of brand new socks. It’s somehow become a better present than any electronic or gift card. Shout out to my mother. But, I’ve stumbled upon a problem. One that I’m sure I’m not alone in. WHERE THE HELL DO ALL OF THE SOCKS GO? Socks are pretty easy to come by, but also extremely easy to lose. The same pairs that go into the dryer just don’t come back out. The pair that I put in my shoes after that workout? WHERE DID THEY GO? Guys, girls, whomever….what am I doing wrong? I try to be organized for a few days by putting the pairs back in my drawer, but that just doesn’t last long. Is there a Sock Hoarder than comes in and out of our houses in the middle of the night? There must be a solution to this. My feet are cold. I don’t have money to keep buying them. No one has time to keep washing the same pair of socks over and over again. And don’t get me started on mix-matched pairs! This has been an extremely pointless piece of writing. Carry on with your hopefully Sock Abundant Day. xx, C.