This has always been a dream of mine. To be still drunk from the evening before and not be able to find my phone charger? No. But, to be drunk enough but also not sober enough to put words together on my blog? Absolutely.
Last evening, I got to see an old friend get married to the sweetheart of her dreams. I felt so lucky to be part of their special day, and I hope it’s one they cherish for the rest of their life. I could feel the love throughout the venue, and know that Morgen and Keith will live such a happy life together.
I got to reunite with some pretty awesome ladies. Ali, Clancy, and Abby. All 3 of whom are moving on to such amazing things in life. All 3 of you inspire me. Much like a Beyoncé song. Which, according to Twitter, she was played tonight. Of course I do not remember the tune, but I hope I do eventually. Anyway, I really wish the best for all 3 of you. I love you all so much!
So as a summary of the evening, the drinks flowed, love was celebrated, and I have seemed to lost much of what occurred. Clancy wanted me to go to the pond. I think we went back out at 8:30? -we also had some great spiritual conversation about boys- I just remember that time being very significant. I remember eating some food. I am sure I looked like a savage and I’m so sorry to anyone that had to witness that. I hugged Mrs. Nash a lot. And I’m sure Morgen as well. To both of you, I apologize. But I also love you both very much.
I’d like to thank some MVPs of the evening. First, thank you to the two bartenders that continued to make all of the guests drinks. Our drunk asses appreciate it. And you were both white. So that’s cool, I guess.
I’d like to thank Clancy’s phone, that stayed charged enough so I could call for my ride. I’d like to thank my brother, who I think came to get me. Also to his car. Maybe my phone charger is there?
And finally, my bed. For keeping me safe. And also Morgen and Keith for allowing us to be part of their ceremony. Well, not part of it. We were not in the wedding party. But part of the evening, I should say.
If anyone has seen my phone charger, let a girl know. Also, I am very into the MisterWives album right now so go stream it on Spotify. But don’t update the app because they changed their logo color to this dumb seafoam green?? WHO DOES THAT? Like what is Seafoam Green???
Also buy Tori Kelly’s album while you’re at it.
*The current drunk author of this blog is very proud of this piece. I’ve also drunk edited it to my best abilities.